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19 Days till SUMMER!
Heres some random thoughts-
Don't fart near open fires.
If you see that booty action, sit 'er down and Slack 'em Yack 'em.
Every time you masturbate, GOD kills a kitten.(Im not religious, just sounds funny, doesnt it?)
I like burritos at 3 A.M. Parties that never end, hott twins, and football.
You gotta Wetwang with it, ugh, Wetwang with it, ugh.
More comin up...
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Stiff McGriff's Pad
NOT TOTALLY FINISHED YET!!!!!
Yo, yeah your in my new web-page, like the old one you came from, but new. Great. This site is gonna be hue-mong-ass! Thats right, big. Look at it already, ive already typed 2 sentences! Holy Herpes! See, its good already. I dunno what all im gonna put on here though, but uhhhhh, just whatev. I need some thoughts, maybe some boobies here and some booties there, who knows. But yea, like i said, whatev. Pretty much on this page im gonna talk about me, then on the other ones ill have like, crazy stuff, sorta, or just "stuff", not sure yet.
Heres an update on me, i dont feel like waiting forever for the other page to load, cuz i have some updates:
I Play football for ...I am 5'11"...Brown hair...Bluish Green eyes...More tan than i used to be...Surfer...Gained more weight...More buffed out...Still Go to Southeast High...Email-FLsurfsup360@aol.com
Yea, i STILL go to boring gay Southeast High in 'lil Bradenton Florida. Southeast is the place to be if you like chics that have stomachs bigger than there bizoobies, and more pimples than an elephants ass. That is why i have no woman, im still single, i only get whores. And this year ive only got one, and believe me, she WAS the biggest, and only whore ive ever dated. That will never happen again, big mistake made, but ive been trying to get a woman for like 5 months, not happinen for me of course, always ends up that way. But its Allllll Gravy. Im gonna stop typin and do somin else.
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